Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

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    Product - Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h It's 1AM and I decided I wanted a milkshake. So there's a McDonald's near my house. I'm greeted at the drive thru by the following sentence: 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby "Hey holy sh hello, you are at McDonald's, and I am begging your patience." 640 993 16h Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by the way. I'm caught off guard so I mumble "Um, ok you can have it." The voice comes back: "Praise you."
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    Text - So I sit for a minute, then he finally returns and says "please tell me your order" So I say "milkshake" I don't know why that's all I said 17 473 701 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "I'll need a minute", he replies. I realize I did not describe my desired milkshake in any way so I yell "I need to tell you what kind." 17 459 630 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h He is gone for several minutes. When he returns he says flatly "we aren't going to be able to do the milkshake. I do have many apple pies."
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    Green - Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h Do not ask me why I did this but the next words out of my mouth were "Are you ok" 17 490 744 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "I am not ok. Would you please tell me your order so I can try to punch it in? I will be very slow, but I will get it." | 17 474 634 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h My chicken sandwich order confuses him. Several minutes are spent repeating what I want on it, watching the screen as he tries over and over 17 466 616
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    Nose - At one point I guess ne gave up because the screen just went black for a while. I hear a deep exhale. "Dude I lost my wife". 17 527 724 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "I'm sorry, man, I-" "Please describe your chicken sandwich to me again so I can succeed at one thing." 17 505 756 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h Anyway he finally gets it and then says "I really do feel bad about the milkshake situation. Can I sell you an apple pie?"
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    Font - "Fine. I will buy an apple pie." "Apple pies are cheaper than milkshakes anyway." "Ok, thanks" 458 631 Josh Raby @JoshRaby Then there is a weird series of beeps and when his voice comes back in he is fing SCREAMING into his headset: "I FOUND HER! THANK GOD!" 483 684 Josh Raby @JoshRaby "What? Who did you find?" 16h 16h "MY WIFE. SHE WAS WATCHING ME FROM BEHIND THE BOXES!"
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    Green - Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h At this point I have ordered a chicken sandwich I do not want and an apple pie I do not want and no milkshake and I've been here 22 minutes 17 535 950 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Can you give me my total" I say because honestly I don't know if I want to understand his marriage or if I even could and I just want to go L7 466 684 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h So he says "your total is 8 HOLD ON my wife is here and she wants me to tell you she will sell you 2 apple pies at a
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    Text - Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h "What is the discount?" "2 apple pies for only 2 dollars. You should take it." (Note: One apple pie is $1.19) 17 470 633 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h "Give me the extra pie" "She says thank you" "Tell her I said no problem" Why am I talking to his wife like this why 17 447 741
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    Jaw - Josh Raby @JoshRaby I pull around and they are fng making out in the window and he has his thumb out like he is aware I will be driving up to this 7 469 675 Josh Raby @JoshRaby Both of these people are in their mid-40s 446 680 15h 15h Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h They unstick themselves from one another and I hand him my card "sorry about this. I haven't worked at McDonald's in 16 years" he says 435 617
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    Head - Josh Raby @JoshRaby I say "it's fine" to which he says "FINE just stands for F UP, INSECURE, NEUROTIC, and ERROR- PRONE" 7578 931 Josh Raby @JoshRaby His wife cackles and says "I knew that when I was 13, get with it, man!" I have been here 37 minutes. 7452 457 15h 765 Josh Raby @JoshRaby I am then treated to a story about how they met at a McDonald's that is very short and is really only "we met at McDonald's in 1993" 711 15h 15h
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    Product - Josh Raby @JoshRaby So listen I get my card and drive ahead to the next window and THERE IS A WHOLE SEPARATE FING HUMAN AT THAT WINDOW 7456 716 7 606 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 15h He hands me my bag, leans out the window and says "you get to drive away" then promptly shuts the window and sits on a stool, head in hands 15h 2,022

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